Have We Mentioned How Elderly Juan McCain Is?

Howard Dean leaked the possible brilliant strategy the Dems will use come this November against Republican Condo Association President WALNUTS!. Guess what it is?

He's old.

Like salve-loving coupon-cutting elderly:

Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean said Thursday that swing voters participating in focus groups commissioned by the D.N.C. bring up John McCain's age unprompted.

"We didn't bring it up, but they volunteered it," said Dean who explained that voters have two concerns about McCain's age. "One was a health concern, the other was, and this is really interesting . . . that his views are old-fashioned."

At the age of 72, McCain would be the oldest newly elected president in U.S. history if inaugurated in 2009.

Referring to what Dean characterized as the party's most conservative focus group in Charleston, W. Va., the DNC chairman said "the women in that group were shocked that [McCain] believed health insurance shouldn't cover birth control pills and they were shocked about his belief in abstinence only education."

While knocking McCain's "old-fashioned" views, Dean maintained that the Democratic Party was unlikely to invoke McCain's age in the fall campaign.

So while not overtly calling McNasty a demented undead codger, they will still use key words like "old-fashioned." Or incontinent, decrepit, shattered, infirm, or Werther's Original.

via Free Republic