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Bill Clinton throws his legacy under the bus.

Some crazy old geezer who is not John McCain wants gay kids to install bathhouses in high schools.

Some other crazy old geezer is bananas for Sen. Unicorn.

David Davis is a douchebag, but....a douchebag that lost in court.

Thundercunt and her army of bitter Aryans won WV, but St. Barack won the Millboy endorsement. Plus, he got to look all presidenty.

Hardball delivered. Twice.

Michelle Obama threw America under the bus.

Two down. 48 to go.

Jim Webb is sooooooo gonna kick Mittens' ass.

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Juan McCain doesn't care about George Bush.

The Edwardses were not going to endorse, but Johnboy got all giddy.

Women are bad at math.

Mittens is still losing the presidential race.

This guy will also poison you.

L. Ron Paultard goes in for the kill.

Bill Clinton will punch an old lady before this thing is over.

Juan McCain is old.

Very old.

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Barack Hussein bin Laden Stalin Obama hates your freedoms and your flag lapel pins and Travis Childers said nothing.

Another ad proved the above, but this time it had Speaker Sodom and exposed her lesbian haircut's gay liberal terrorist radical agenda.

We all threw the HRC under the bus this week and it was fun. Let's do it again sometime.

We started feeling sorry for Clay Aiken, then stopped because his haircut makes us want to punch a baby.

That lady who bossed around whores for a living was thrown under Dick Cheney's Segway.

Rev. Wright goddamned Hopey, which is still not enough for Cankles to go to his Mooslimy church.

Thundercunt cannot use a coffeecappuccino machine. She also cannot beat Hopey.

Juan McCain cannot remember his talking points and cannot remember any of his birthdays because there have been more than 500,000 of them.

Mickey Kantor hates Indiana, but maybe not. What we do know is that James Carville looked like a breakdancing cancer patient in the early 90's.

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People are getting bitter about the word bitter.

Hillary Clinton shot whiskey, shot guns, and probably shot Vince Foster.

The next POTUS will be a raging alcoholic.

Cindy McCain really gets all her recipes from Pfizer.com.

Nazi Pope came here and did Pope stuff.

Wednesday's horrible debate proved Sen. Unicorn is black enough.

Lyndon LaRouche is a douchebag, further proving that all Paultards are douchebags.

Juan McCain is elderly.

Bill Clinton is a liar.

Hillary Clinton is hated hobo.

We're all gonna die.

We're all gonna die.

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Hippies are dirty fucking creatures.

Mark Penn to spend more time with his twinkies family.

A new Pawpaw biography came out. Funny thing....he's a senile mean old fuck.

Texas admits it's wrong to fuck kids. Even if Space Jeebus told them to.

Hillary Clinton has a billion hometowns. None of which claim her.

You can say any racist bullshit you want, as long as you have medals.

Goods news and bad news. Young people are voting in record numbers. And.....young people are voting in record numbers.

People used to whack it while thinking about the Holocaust. Way before Ron Paul.

Craig Stevens whacks it while thinking about Broadway. And dudes.

Once President WALNUTS! is elected, Mittens is going to wash my balls.

Juan McCain is old.

Sen. Unicorn hates America.

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James Brian Sliter's dreams of being mayor of Touchytown, Texas came and went.

Now that Fred Thompson has stopped pretending to be POTUS, he can start pretending to be a country lawyer/DA/general. Again.

Bosnian war veteran Hillary Clinton mispoke. And then mispoke again.

What she won't mispeak about is her imaginary crazy pastor.

We should all be in Mexico for Spring Break. Looks like fun.

St. Barack is ninth cousins to Eva Braun.

Mittens is arranging many space wives for the elderly Juan McCain. Hopefully ones that don't like Vicodin.

Someone please let Cankles McGee be President of the Senate Birtday Party Planning Committee or something.

Please don't interrupt President of the Earth Gore while he masturbates to the Discovery Channel.

Please don't interrupt Millboy until he reaches 100 brush strokes.

WALNUTS! is the American President for Americans who love America and all American things.

Nigel Powers was on to something.

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Hillary staffers need LifeLock.

Jesus can make the blind see, but Eliot Spitzer can make the blind Governor of New York.

Sen. Unicorn wins another state.

That above doesn't matter. Hillary is President of white people.

Sen. Thundercunt can take her job and shove it.

Oklahoma State Rep. Sally Kern loves America enough to warn us of gay terrorist infants, but hates America enough to bear one of her own. Does this make her Canadian?

My write-in candidate for November.

Baby Jeebus Christian/Mooslim/Space Christian Electoral SMACKDOWN! 2008™

By September of this year, the RNC will be putting out snuff films as campaign ads.

St. Barack of Obama is now a Christian, but only so the right can freak out about his crazy former pastor.

He answered.

John Edwards has forgotten about mills.

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Hillary Clinton was the one who sent your grandmother that spam email about St. Barack of Obama being a Mooslim.

Texas, Rhode Island, and Ohio called Barry Hussein at 3am, but he didn't answer. He was busy making the blind see, and maybe healing a few lepers.

John McCain: "Read my lips. No new HOA dues."

Pawpaw McCain thinks John Hagee is the heiress to a beer fortune.

Sen. Unicorn climbs Candy Brokeback Mountain.

Perez Hilton is a film buff.

American Idol and America hate America.

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Some guy named Ralph Nader says he swears you know him.

Hillary Clinton hates children.

The world's largest growhouse is open.

Judy Whitis invites you to go to her church this Sunday.

Larry Craig has an opening.

Rep. Don Brown hates black people but loves MLK.

Theodore Roosevelt hates Juan McCain.

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Bill Clinton is going crazy and yelling at people again.

Charles Barkley is going to kick Pat Robertson's ass.

Juan McCain will never have another black baby if he keeps having sexy time with white ladies.

Senator Unicorn won more states.

Ray Nagin will beat the fuck out of you.

Can we just elect Barry Hussein Messiah so we don't have to listen to this shit anymore?

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The Senate says it IS wrong to for a lawmaker to try and pick up another dude in a bathroom. claiming not to be gay, and then lie about it.

Tom Tancredo took away my margaritas.

Thundercunt proved once more she is.........a thundercunt.

Barry hates mills and therefore hates America.

Mittens now spends his spare time visiting with the elderly.

Thundercunt's new campaign manager probably helped kill Vince Foster.

Two out of three ain't bad.

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Kathleen Willy writes Dear Barry letter

9udy exits race to spend more time with 9/11

Millboy exits race to spend more time with mills...or dudes

I voted. It took one pen stroke, but probably still didn't count

Bill Clinton is a douchebag and should really just stick to porking fat chicks

Clay Aiken is still a huge mo