And with that, Baby Jeebus Christian/Mooslim/Space Christian Electoral SMACKDOWN 2008™ swings into gear.
Willard "Lord Xenu" Romney is hitting the campaign trail for the elderly John McCain because he is old and his hip hurts. Auditioning for the part of McCain's campaign life partner, Mittens decided to attack St. Barack:
On CNN's "American Morning," the former Massachusetts governor, who dropped out of the GOP nomination race in February, said that Democratic front-runner Barack Obama would be easier prey for McCain than Hillary Clinton, who is barely hanging on. "I think she is flawed, but he is more flawed."
Repeating a line of criticism from the McCain campaign, Romney said of Obama: "He can read a prompter very well and energize a crowd, but he has not accomplished anything during his life in terms of legislation or leading an enterprise or making a business work or a city work or a state work. He really has very little experience, and, you know, the presidency of the United States is not an internship, and I honestly believe that you're going to see America choose somebody who has been tested and proven who has been able to demonstrate time and again that he understands how to make the economy work, he understands how our military works, he understands the needs of the country and the heart and passion of the American people."
Hopey responded:
Then the cameras shut off and Mittens wept.
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