Tuesday, May 6, 2008

DC Madam Suicide Note Released



Police have released famous CEO of all whores, Deborah Palfrey's suicide note.

From ABC:

Deborah Jeane Palfrey, the so-called D.C. Madam, took her own life last week because she could not bear going to prison, she told her mother in a suicide note that she left on her nightstand.

"I cannot live the next 6-8 years behind bars for what both you and I have come to regard as this 'modern day lynching,'" Palfrey wrote. Local Florida police released the notes to the media Monday morning. Palfrey said she did not want to face leaving prison as a "penniless and very much alone woman."

...Palfrey left behind two notes, one for her mother and the other for her younger sister. She tells both women that she loves them very much and that she will be waiting for each of them "on the other side."


Meanwhile, Dick Cheney is still veep and David Vitter is still in the Senate, probably wearing diapers and fucking holes in stuffed animals he creates at Build-A-Bear.

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