The elderly Panamanian, Juan McCain, is celebrating today's drunken Messican holiday by launching his new website: Juan McCain in Espanol!!!
The new spanish language site features Pawpaw's talking points in festive jibber jabber, videos with authentic footage of the veteran fighting in the Spanish-American War, and even a spot to donate your pesos and Chiclets to help support Juan McCain's 100 Year Crusade Against Gay Messican Abortions™.
Somewhere, Tom Tancredo is sobbing.
via JuanMcCain/espanol
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