Elderly McCain Loses 23 and 27% Of Last Night's Votes To People Who Are Not Running

The hoary Republican Condo Association President is still hated by his own party. Here's some numbers from last night:

Indiana:

McCain - 319,213 - 77%
Huckabee - 41,127 - 10%
Paul - 31,605 - 8%
Romney - 19,544 - 5%


North Carolina:

McCain - 380,587 - 74%
Huckabee - 62,738 - 12%
Paul - 37,089 - 7%
No Preference - 20,226 - 4%
Keyes - 13,553 - 3%


This obviously clears the way for a victorious President Dr. Congressman L. Ron Paultard!!!