Saturday, March 8, 2008
Weekend Roundup
Hillary Clinton was the one who sent your grandmother that spam email about St. Barack of Obama being a Mooslim.
Texas, Rhode Island, and Ohio called Barry Hussein at 3am, but he didn't answer. He was busy making the blind see, and maybe healing a few lepers.
John McCain: "Read my lips. No new HOA dues."
Pawpaw McCain thinks John Hagee is the heiress to a beer fortune.
Sen. Unicorn climbs Candy Brokeback Mountain.
Perez Hilton is a film buff.
American Idol and America hate America.
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