Saturday, March 8, 2008

Weekend Roundup




Hillary Clinton was the one who sent your grandmother that spam email about St. Barack of Obama being a Mooslim.

Texas, Rhode Island, and Ohio called Barry Hussein at 3am, but he didn't answer. He was busy making the blind see, and maybe healing a few lepers.

John McCain: "Read my lips. No new HOA dues."

Pawpaw McCain thinks John Hagee is the heiress to a beer fortune.

Sen. Unicorn climbs Candy Brokeback Mountain.

Perez Hilton is a film buff.

American Idol and America hate America.

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