Mulligan

Well, it worked.

Florida Gov. Charlie "I'm totally straight. Look at this hot chick I have dinner with twice a month" Crist and Michigan Gov. Jennifer Granholm cried and cried until Howard Dean screamed a response:

Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean urged Florida and Michigan party officials to come up with plans to repeat their presidential nominating contests so that their delegates can be counted.

"All they have to do is come before us with rules that fit into what they agreed to a year and a half ago, and then they'll be seated," Dean said during a round of interviews Thursday on network and cable TV news programs.

The two state parties will have to find the funds to pay for new contests without help from the national party, Dean said.

"We can't afford to do that. That's not our problem. We need our money to win the presidential race," he said. The DNC offered to pay for an alternative contest in Florida last summer but was turned down, officials at the party say

Maybe we could find the money in Florida's sunless tanning budget for Ernie Charlie, which probably totals about $100,000,000 annually.

via HuffPo