Out of all the losers in this election cycle, my heart is heaviest in dealing with the exit of Mike Huckabee :(
Oh, Huck. Baseball, Apostle Paul, truck drivers, selling wedding rings on ebay, and finally endorsing Juan McCain's 100 Year Crusade Against Gay Messican Abortions™.
I'm gonna miss Subway dude. Who will save us from roving gangs of AIDS dogs? Or teach us how to have a healthy diet? What will happen to Chuck Norris? How much does Baby Jeebus now hate elderly Juan McCain???
These are the questions I want answered.
Rumors are swirling about a possible television show. I'm not really sold on that idea.
I'd rather see the enitire Huckabee family travelling around the country as a Christian folk band. Or maybe even a television ministry on CBN.
I'm started to get choked up, so let's just end it at this.
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