Ethics Committee Doesn't Heart Nasty, Naughty Larry Craig

Yesterday, the Washington Donkey Show Sentate Ethics Committee admonished the Idaho Bathroom Goblin for his totally hetero bathroom adventure:

In a letter signed by all six members of the Senate Select Committee on Ethics, the members affirmed the initial guilty plea to disorderly conduct that Craig signed after an undercover officer in the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport arrested him in a men's room sex sting.

"The committee accepts as proven your guilty plea and all matter set forth in your guilty plea," the letter read.

In the official ruling, the senators also cast doubt on Craig's later pleas of innocence after news of his arrest first surfaced.

"Your claims to the court, through counsel, to the effect that your guilty plea resulted from improper pressure or coercion, or that as a legal matter, know what you were doing when you pled guilty, do not appear credible," the letter said.


No worries, Larry. You could always pursue your culinary career.


via Politico