Saturday, February 16, 2008

The Decider



Former Vice President and Defender of all Penguins Al Gore may also claim the title of mediator of the 2008 Democratic presidential primary. If neither Barack Hussein bin Laden Stalin Obama or Thundercunt has a clear lead in delegates, it may be up to the was/wasn't President himself:

A number of senior Democrats, including Speaker Nancy Pelosi and three candidates who have dropped out of the 2008 race, former Senator John Edwards and Senators Christopher J. Dodd and Joseph R. Biden Jr., have spoken with Mr. Gore in recent days. None have endorsed a candidate, although Ms. Pelosi made comments on Friday that were widely seen as supportive of Mr. Obama when it came to the process the party should use to make its choice of candidate.

...Another close ally of Mr. Gore’s, however, said: “He recognizes the need for a few party elders to stay on the sidelines to ensure, if needed, that the process is fair and honest. It could very likely take a group of senior party people, including Gore, to settle this, but the only way they can settle it is if they stay on the sidelines now.”

So, there you go. The Democrats will decide their nominee not by delegates or even the people. It will be up to the Vancome lady, Millboy, that boring old dude, that boring racist old dude, and Captain Planet.

It's looking good for WALNUTS!

via NY Times

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