Showing posts with label Jim Webb. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jim Webb. Show all posts

Friday, October 17, 2008

Jim Webb: Doing Biden's Work



Webb had some words about Bible Spice:

"Do you really think Sarah Palin is the most qualified person in the Republican Party?" Webb asked as he introduced Obama in Roanoke.

The crowd yelled "no" at the mention of her name and booed.

"I don't know how many people here like country music," Webb continued. "I like country music. There was a song about two years ago, 'I know what I was doing, but what was I was thinking?' John McCain is probably singing that song right now."

Webb moved onto the vice presidential debate. "Gov. Palin turned around and said, 'Nice to meet you, can I call you Joe?' I was thinking, Joe, what you really outta do is say, 'Yeah, you can call me whatever you want. In two months, you're gonna be calling me Mr. Vice President.'"

Monday, July 7, 2008

Well, Fuck You Too

not change we can believe in

Famous writer of fiction for pedarists, Jim Webb, has announced that he hates Hope™, therefore hating Freedom:

You can officially scratch off Sen. Jim Webb's name from the list of Barack Obama's potential running mates.

The freshmen senator from Virginia and onetime Republican said unequivocally Monday he does not want to be the Illinois senator's No. 2.

"Last week I communicated to Senator Obama and his presidential campaign my firm intention to remain in the United States Senate, where I believe I am best equipped to serve the people of Virginia and this country," Webb said in an issued statement. “Under no circumstances will I be a candidate for Vice President."

Thursday, May 22, 2008

No Other Need Apply



Webb's GI bill passed. 75-22. Guess what elderly man had a senior moment and forgot the pyhsical location of where he worked?:

Three senators missed the vote: Tom Coburn was at a funeral, Ted Kennedy is dealing with his new diagnosis and McCain — who had spoken out against the bill for costing too much and creating a new bureaucracy -- was fundraising and campaigning in California.

B.A. Barackus saw an opportunity and took the floor:

I respect Sen. John McCain's service to our country. He is one of those heroes of which I speak. But I can't understand why he would line up behind the president in his opposition to this GI Bill.

I can't believe why he believes it is too generous to our veterans. I could not disagree with him and the president more on this issue. There are many issues that lend themselves to partisan posturing, but giving our veterans the chance to go to college should not be one of them.


WALNUTS! got really pissed and dictated a long diatribe about "the Kaiser" and not being able to use his wooden nickels at the penny arcade; all of which was written on papyrus:

It is typical, but no less offensive that Senator Obama uses the Senate floor to take cheap shots at an opponent and easy advantage of an issue he has less than zero understanding of.

...Both Senator Webb and I are united in our deep appreciation for the men and women who risk their lives so that the rest of us may be secure in our freedom. And I take a backseat to no one in my affection, respect and devotion to veterans. And I will not accept from Senator Obama, who did not feel it was his responsibility to serve our country in uniform, any lectures on my regard for those who did.

..."Perhaps, if Senator Obama would take the time and trouble to understand this issue he would learn to debate an honest disagreement respectfully. But, as he always does, he prefers impugning the motives of his opponent, and exploiting a thoughtful difference of opinion to advance his own ambitions. If that is how he would behave as President, the country would regret his election."


Then Hopey was all like:

I am proud to stand with Sen. Webb and a bipartisan coalition to give our veterans the support and opportunity they deserve. It's disappointing that Sen. McCain and his campaign used this issue to launch yet another lengthy personal, political attack instead of debating an honest policy difference. He should know that this is not about John McCain or Barack Obama — it’s about giving our veterans a real chance to afford four years of college without harming retention. Sen. Webb’s bipartisan bill will do this, and the bill that John McCain supports would not. These endless diatribes and schoolyard taunts from the McCain campaign do nothing to advance the debate about what matters to the American people.


Moral of the story:

Barack Obama is a gay liberal terrorist who was too busy being an elitist fag to work for the most awesomest company ever.

John McCain loves America, always says the Pledge of Allegiance, and is not a black Mooslim terrorist.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Jim Webb Will Kick All Their Asses At The Same Time



The elderly Juan McCain is having a BBQ this weekend for a few dozen guests at his nursing home compund in Sedona. Florida Gov. Charlie Crist, Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal and former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney will all be there, in what looks to be a veepstakes three-legged race extravaganza that ends with a "liniment massage" contest.

Who will emerge the victor?

More On Webb



Great interview with NPR here.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Jim Webb On MTP



Ripping W, smiling about his veep prospects, and talking about his ass tatoo.

Yeh, that last one wasn't cool early on a Sunday morning.

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Weekend Roundup



Bill Clinton throws his legacy under the bus.

Some crazy old geezer who is not John McCain wants gay kids to install bathhouses in high schools.

Some other crazy old geezer is bananas for Sen. Unicorn.

David Davis is a douchebag, but....a douchebag that lost in court.

Thundercunt and her army of bitter Aryans won WV, but St. Barack won the Millboy endorsement. Plus, he got to look all presidenty.

Hardball delivered. Twice.

Michelle Obama threw America under the bus.

Two down. 48 to go.

Jim Webb is sooooooo gonna kick Mittens' ass.

"My one hope and dream in the military was to go to college"



John McCain's free ride is over:

Kristofer Goldsmith testified before the Congressional Progressive Caucus:

"I was stop-lossed. My one hope and dream in the military was to go to college after I went through Iraq. I attempted suicide. I never deployed a second time. Because of that I received a general discharge. I lost my college benefits, the $40,000 promised to me in the Montgomery GI Bill, I will not be eligible to receive. And currently there is a Senator in Congress currently running for president, who is fighting to kill our Webb GI bill. And I’m one of the soldiers who will never get that money."

Why won't John McCain support our vets like Goldsmith and sign Jim Webb's bi-partisan GI Bill?


via BraveNewFilms

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Timing Is Everything



From Ambinder:

How 'bout that? Sen. Jim Webb's new book will be released on May 15, just as reporters like me start to speculate about his chances of becoming Sen. Barack Obama's vice presidential nominee

...The timing, again, is impeccable: right when Obama is starting to look around, ah, here's a guy who can go toe-to-toe with John McCain on national security, is beloved by white working class voters, puts Virginia into play instantly, and has a charming way with the media.