Awww Shucks

Mike Huckabee was also on MTP and apologized for that joke.

Subway dude later warned us that he's got plenty more where that came from, as part of Juan McCain's veep application includes a 500 word essay on memorable quotes from Blazing Saddles.

Jim Webb On MTP

Ripping W, smiling about his veep prospects, and talking about his ass tatoo.

Yeh, that last one wasn't cool early on a Sunday morning.

Arianna Huffington Banned From NBC

The funny sounding Greek beard is not welcome anymore because of some nasty things she said in her new book about Tim "I know i look like a molester but I'm not" Russert.

From Gawker:

Arianna Huffington has reportedly been BANISHED by NBC news—including MSNBC!—because her new book savagely criticizes NBC political honcho Tim Russert. Keith Kelly reports: "Sources said that Huffington was at a dinner in the home of Barbara Walters on Tuesday night when she heard that word had come down from on high that she no longer appear on NBC or MSNBC, where talk show hosts Keith Olbermann, Joe Scarborough and Dan Abrams were all interested in booking her."

While Huffington is disappointed, it will give her more free time to "catch moose and sqvuirrel."

Highlights from Last Night's Mindnumbing Debate

If you didn't watch it, I'm jealous. I wish I hadn't. That's what the Youtubes are for.

First, yes. Hillary did go there:



Here's the opening remarks. Watch how she won't shut the fuck up. Ever:



Barry discusses Hillary's experience:



Here, Hillary explains why she won't release her tax returns or personal schedule from when she was First Manimal. Then Russert asks Barry why he hates Jews. Barry says that he condems Farrakhan and his actions. Then Hillary jumps in to get the gold star (or Star of David) and says that she would Kung Fu kick Farrakhan right in his Mooslim face.



Closing remarks. Hillary finally kinda sorta apologizes for the Iraq vote. Listen to Barry's answer: