Jim Webb Will Kick All Their Asses At The Same Time

The elderly Juan McCain is having a BBQ this weekend for a few dozen guests at his nursing home compund in Sedona. Florida Gov. Charlie Crist, Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal and former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney will all be there, in what looks to be a veepstakes three-legged race extravaganza that ends with a "liniment massage" contest.

Who will emerge the victor?