Hillary Has A June Deadline Of Her Own (Suck it, Howard Dean)

Holy crap. Where to begin.

This election cycle has brought us some pretty racist moments.

But what's spookier than a black man running around the White House touching stuff?

The possible assassination of the first black POTUS/Messiah/OMGEEZ!!!<3:)<3<3!!!<3.



Yes, she did just say that. Then, realizing that was probably a really silly thing to say, the Aryan Shegod clarified her misspeaking:



All good, right?

Ben Smith points out this isn't the first time:

This isn't the first time Clinton has invoked Bobby Kennedy's assassination as part of an argument about the length of the primary process. On March 6 she told Time :

I think people have short memories. Primary contests used to last a lot longer. We all remember the great tragedy of Bobby Kennedy being assassinated in June in L.A. My husband didn't wrap up the nomination in 1992 until June, also in California. Having a primary contest go through June is nothing particularly unusual. We will see how it unfolds as we go forward over the next three to four months.

Basically we're all screwed and the elderly Juan McCain will be POTUS for about a week. Then it's eight glorious years of President Elder Willard Xenu Romney.