Sally Kern Getting Popular

The famous defender against gay terrorist infants inspires fod spoof:

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Oklahoma State Rep. Sally Kern loves America enough to warn us of gay terrorist infants, but hates America enough to bear one of her own. Does this make her Canadian?

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Sally Kern Scrubs Hates America

Remember Sally Kern Scrubs, God's warrior against terrorist gay infants?

Here's a refresher:



Turns out that she has aided and abetted terrorism by being the mother of, quote, "the biggest queen on campus" at Oklahoma Baptist University:

If you compare a March 4th cache and today’s version, you’ll notice that Kern and/or her staff deleted a biographical sentence mentioning her two adult sons, Jesse and Nathan. Obviously our warning bells went off, so we did a little digging and found something quite queer.

Consider comment seventeen on this Tulsa World article: “How come no-one asks this “supposed” christian woman..about her own GAY son? The one she basically has dis-owned…ahh so christian.”

What?! Kern and her Baptist preacher hubbie had a homo? And they disowned him? That’s some Alan Keyes shit…

A little more digital detective work dug up numerous postings naming Jesse as the outcast offspring. One even recalls Jesse’s time at Oklahoma Baptist University, where he was apparently “the biggest queen on campus”:

I find it hilarious that Salacious Sally is such a bigot. Her son Jesse was the biggest queen on the campus of OBU in the mid-90’s. Twice he almost was expelled for making inappropriate advances in the library toilets. When he wasn’t cruising the toilets he was in the glee club and a piano major…there’s your sign.

We must defeat Sally Kern Scrubs and her sleeper cell of sodomites before it's too late.

via Queerty

Douchebag of the Day: Oklahoma State Representative Sally Kern

Oklahoma State Representative Sally Kern thought she was giving a speech to just 50 people. Silly Sally forgot about this series of tubes. A series of tubes that can reach more than 50 mouth breathers sitting in a room railing about teh gayz. Here's some highlights:

I honestly think it's the biggest threat our nation has, even more so than terrorism or Islam.

They want to get them into the government schools so they can indoctrinate them.

...They are going after our young children, as young as two years of age, to try to teach them that the homosexual lifestyle is an acceptable lifestyle.

You know, gays are infiltrating city councils...did you know that the city council of Eureka Springs is now controlled by gays -- they are winning elections.

One of my colleagues said We don't have a gay problem in our community...well you know what, that is so dumb. If you have cancer in your little toe, do you just say that I'm going to forget about it since the rest of you is fine? It spreads! This stuff is deadly and it is spreading. It will destroy our young people and it will destroy this nation.

Great. Now I have to look over my shoulder for 2yo homos with suicide diapers. Damn gays.



Oklahoma State Representative Sally Kern: Douchebag of the Day.

via Pam's House Blend