What A World

No charges for the married whoremonger NY Governor who paid to have sex with alot of whores.

Possibly 25 years for the lady who answered phones to send whores to whoremongers, such as said governor.

via Reuters

Another Day, Another Diamond Whore

Yet another whore has come forward with details about her sexy time playdates with Eliot Spitzerswallows.

Seems Spitzer likes to keep his socks on during sex. She also says the NY whoremonger was fond of using sex toys to "enhance his own pleasure", which is just a fancy way of saying she got paid to stick things in his butt:

It's unclear whether the second woman was associated with Emperors Club VIP - the brothel that dispatched Dupre to entertain Spitzer in Washington, DC...


The second hooker-informant also told investigators Spitzer was fond of using sex toys to enhance his own pleasure, the sources said.

"The full portrait of Mr. Spitzer's sexual interests has yet to be told," one source said.

Spitzer's spokeswoman, Anna Cordasco, had no immediate comment.

The feds found the second hooker in the course of reviewing records, following the money and checking out the mountain of tips in the case.

She expanded on the portrait of Spitzer's sexual fetishes in graphic detail, the sources said, also divulging that he had a penchant for props.

Sources said the second hooker also noted that Spitzer liked to keep his socks on during sex - a claim previously made by Republican political operative Roger Stone.

via HuffPo

Whore Diamonds Explained By 3yo

SuperDeluxe delivers on our favorite whoremonger story:

It's hard to explain sex scandals to kids, but thank God this isn't like 1994 and we have to start explaining blow jobs and thongs all over again. A young girl in a princess dress explains to SuperDeluxe her understanding of the matter, adding, "everybody at school is talking about it" and that they replaced Eliot with a blind man.



via Gawker

Weekend Roundup

Hillary staffers need LifeLock.

Jesus can make the blind see, but Eliot Spitzer can make the blind Governor of New York.

Sen. Unicorn wins another state.

That above doesn't matter. Hillary is President of white people.

Sen. Thundercunt can take her job and shove it.

Oklahoma State Rep. Sally Kern loves America enough to warn us of gay terrorist infants, but hates America enough to bear one of her own. Does this make her Canadian?

My write-in candidate for November.

Baby Jeebus Christian/Mooslim/Space Christian Electoral SMACKDOWN! 2008™

By September of this year, the RNC will be putting out snuff films as campaign ads.

St. Barack of Obama is now a Christian, but only so the right can freak out about his crazy former pastor.

He answered.

John Edwards has forgotten about mills.

Spitzer Resigns

Page Six has released a picture of Kristin, Spitzorswallows' $4300/hr BFF:



via Page Six

NEWS ALERT!!!

Whoremonger Eliot Spitzer is set to make an announcement in about 15 mins, most likely to say he will resign.

Right now all the teevees are showing helicopters following his motorcade like it's fucking OJ all over again.

Personally, I don't want to hear an apology. I want to know why anyone in their right mind would pay $80,000 to fuck whores when you can fuck your wife for free. Especially when she looks like this:



This cougar gets 6 whore diamonds.








Eliot, you're a dumb dumb man.

Beating A Dead Whorse

As mentioned earlier, NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer is in big trouble because he loves whores. He was "Client 9" of some sexy time business called The Emperor's Club. They rent out nice young harlot lady whores like this whore, Maya:


(She has a six diamond rating, which means her rates are $21,000 for a day (dawn to dawn) or $2100 an hour. This also means she's a whore.)

Here's some whore more from the NY Times:

Gov. Eliot Spitzer, who gained national prominence relentlessly pursuing Wall Street wrongdoing, has been caught on a federal wiretap arranging to meet with a high-priced prostitute at a Washington hotel last month, according to a law enforcement official and a person briefed on the investigation.

The wiretap captured a man identified as Client 9 on a telephone call confirming plans to have a woman travel from New York to Washington, where he had reserved a hotel room, according to an affidavit filed in federal court in Manhattan. The person briefed on the case and the law enforcement official identified Mr. Spitzer as Client 9.

...The man described as Client 9 in the affidavit arranged to meet with a prostitute who was part of the ring, Emperors Club VIP, on the night of Feb. 13. Mr. Spitzer traveled to Washington that evening, according to a person told of his travel arrangements.

The affidavit says that Client 9 met with the woman in hotel room 871 but does not identify the hotel. Mr. Spitzer stayed at the Mayflower Hotel in Washington on Feb. 13, according to a source who was told of his travel arrangements. Room 871 at the Mayflower Hotel that evening was registered under the name George Fox.

Yeas and Nays has pictures of room 871:



Anywho, Client 9 spent $4300 for several hours with a whore named Kristin, who is obviously a nasty slut compared to the 6 whore diamoned Maya.

Oh yeh, this happened on Valantine's Day.

More on this later. It's the story that keeps on giving, so we'll save some cheap jokes for future threads.

via NY Times / HuffPo / Yeas and Nays / The Smoking Gun / Wonkette

Gov. Eliot Spitzer Loves Him Some Whores, But Who Doesn't?

The New York Governor is apparently involved a prostitution ring. Atleast that's what the NY Times is saying. From Wonkette:

Hey, the Governor of New York runs a prostitution ring of sex prostitutes! The New York Times says this is true! This is funny because Eliot Spitzer was supposedly Mr. "I will crack down on the prostitution rings," but he apparently really meant "I will destroy the competition." Speculate wildly as to what this is all about, if you like!

As we speak, he's giving some speech about how much we likes whores. Turn on the teevees. We'll keep you updated on the burning question we all have: Swallow or spitzer?



via Wonkette / NY Times