An Interview With Cougar McCain

This One? Way Funnier.

A response to this.

Cindy McCain Still Stealing Stuff

But it's not pills this time.

Remember when Cougar McCain thieved a recipe from Food Network and said it was her own? She's done it again:

Cindy McCain's Oatmeal-Butterscotch Cookies

3/4 cup (1-1/2 sticks) unsalted butter or margarine, softened
3/4 cup granulated sugar
3/4 cup packed brown sugar
2 eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1-1/4 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon salt
3 cups rolled oats
1-2/3 cups butterscotch chips

Stir ingredients while sniffing airplane glue, add a dash of Vicodin and meth, then bake at 375 for 10 minutes.

Volatile Juan McCain Calls Wife Cunt

While it's no secret that the elderly John McCain has quite a temper, we've mostly heard stories of his ire being directed at colleagues. Until now.

Here's a gem from the new McNasty biography, The Real McCain:

Three reporters from Arizona, on the condition of anonymity, also let me in on another incident involving McCain's intemperateness. In his 1992 Senate bid, McCain was joined on the campaign trail by his wife, Cindy, as well as campaign aide Doug Cole and consultant Wes Gullett. At one point, Cindy playfully twirled McCain's hair and said, "You're getting a little thin up there." McCain's face reddened, and he responded, "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt." McCain's excuse was that it had been a long day. If elected president of the United States, McCain would have many long days.

Not to worry. Cougar McCain was so hopped up on Vicodin at the time she had no idea what was going on.

via The Raw Story

Cougar Camp Is In

The new reality show has begun:



via The Stranger

NEWS ALERT!!!

Whoremonger Eliot Spitzer is set to make an announcement in about 15 mins, most likely to say he will resign.

Right now all the teevees are showing helicopters following his motorcade like it's fucking OJ all over again.

Personally, I don't want to hear an apology. I want to know why anyone in their right mind would pay $80,000 to fuck whores when you can fuck your wife for free. Especially when she looks like this:



This cougar gets 6 whore diamonds.








Eliot, you're a dumb dumb man.