Showing posts with label Vicodin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Vicodin. Show all posts

Monday, June 16, 2008

Cindy McCain Still Stealing Stuff

That's not change we can believe in.

But it's not pills this time.

Remember when Cougar McCain thieved a recipe from Food Network and said it was her own? She's done it again:

Cindy McCain's Oatmeal-Butterscotch Cookies

3/4 cup (1-1/2 sticks) unsalted butter or margarine, softened
3/4 cup granulated sugar
3/4 cup packed brown sugar
2 eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1-1/4 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon salt
3 cups rolled oats
1-2/3 cups butterscotch chips


Stir ingredients while sniffing airplane glue, add a dash of Vicodin and meth, then bake at 375 for 10 minutes.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

It's None Of Your Goddamned Business. Now Get Off My Lawn!!!



First Lady of Beers Cindy McCain is very rich. Not Oprah rich, but rich.

She was on the today show with suspiciously glassy eyes and responded to people who want to know how much mob money she makes:

Cindy McCain declared that she will never release her tax returns -- not during the presidential campaign, and not even if she becomes first lady. "I'm not the candidate," she said.



Howard Dean then released this statement:

"What is John McCain trying to hide? Throughout this campaign, he has acted like his own calls for openness and accountability apply to everyone but himself. Now he thinks he can bring that same double standard to the White House. Whether he is skirting the FEC, withholding his tax returns, or stocking his campaign with the same Washington lobbyists he attacks on the campaign trail, John McCain is showing that he doesn't respect the voters enough to be honest with them,” Dean said.

He continued, “John McCain may not like it, but the American people have a right to know about the well documented links between his political career and the McCains' business ventures. John McCain's refusal to meet the standard of every other candidate seeking the office is one more reason he's the wrong choice for America's future."



Then nothing happened because Cindy is super rich.