Saturday, April 19, 2008

Weekend Roundup



People are getting bitter about the word bitter.

Hillary Clinton shot whiskey, shot guns, and probably shot Vince Foster.

The next POTUS will be a raging alcoholic.

Cindy McCain really gets all her recipes from Pfizer.com.

Nazi Pope came here and did Pope stuff.

Wednesday's horrible debate proved Sen. Unicorn is black enough.

Lyndon LaRouche is a douchebag, further proving that all Paultards are douchebags.

Juan McCain is elderly.

Bill Clinton is a liar.

Hillary Clinton is hated hobo.

We're all gonna die.

We're all gonna die.

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