Let's All Laugh About Anderson Cooper

Or...do what I do and laugh about people obsessed with laughing at Anderson Cooper.

Here's a delightful post from some dickhole's LiVEJOURNAL page where he uses annoying words like "the gay mafia", and basically all the other words that are on the page:

Everyone knows Anderson Cooper is gay, but no one knows who he dated until now.

Our friends in the gay mafia here in Hollywood (Yes, it’s real) recently introduced us to the very hot JD Orondez, Anderson Cooper’s ex boyfriend at a party!!! JD’s 22,educated, and is a MARINE MAMMAL TRAINER/BARTENEDER/STUDENT. Isn’t he adorable? Plus, JD’s totally “take home to mother” material.

We like to consider ourselves on the outskirts of the gay mafia, but after this posting we may have to go into hiding in our walk in closet. The only rule about the gay mafia….is that you do not talk about the gay mafia or it’s members.

The two dated for about two months in NYC before Anderson gave him the boot. JD’s now roaming around Los Angeles, soaking up the sun. But don’t ask him about his Anderson affair, JD is known to be mum on the details.

(annyoying bold emphasis theirs)

The aspiring Woodward even goes to the journalistic lengths of copying and pasting everything on the poor guy's Myspace page.

So, Ha Ha Anderson Cooper and Anderson Cooper's alleged ex-bf.

via some dickhole's LiJOURNAL page