9udy's Dickish Speech

9/11 ran so long they had to cut out a documentary based on the life of the endangered Alaskan Snowcunt.

Judas Gets His 15 Mins

Jesus Christ.

Here's Droopy Joe Lieberman talking about his fuck buddy good friend. What a nice guy, taking the time to crawl out of WALNUTS!'s ass to say something about being a Democrat for McCain.........wait.........he's not a democrat.

REMEMBER THIS, DICKHOLE?

Now that this speech is out of the way, once Generalissimo John McCunt is elected, Droopy Joe will be installed President of Israel the end.

Good Riddance

Jesse Helms is dead.

Nothing he has said need be repeated. He was a miserable old fuck filled with poisonous vitriol.




PS: Fuck you, Billy Graham.

OMGIHADN'TTHOUGHTOFTHATJOKELOL

Jesus Christ.

From Ben Smith:

On sale at the Texas GOP convention. The speakers were generally respectful of Obama, the Dallas Morning News reports, but this is the sort of stuff that the RNC has been warning state parties about for months.

Let's All Laugh About Anderson Cooper

Or...do what I do and laugh about people obsessed with laughing at Anderson Cooper.

Here's a delightful post from some dickhole's LiVEJOURNAL page where he uses annoying words like "the gay mafia", and basically all the other words that are on the page:

Everyone knows Anderson Cooper is gay, but no one knows who he dated until now.

Our friends in the gay mafia here in Hollywood (Yes, it’s real) recently introduced us to the very hot JD Orondez, Anderson Cooper’s ex boyfriend at a party!!! JD’s 22,educated, and is a MARINE MAMMAL TRAINER/BARTENEDER/STUDENT. Isn’t he adorable? Plus, JD’s totally “take home to mother” material.

We like to consider ourselves on the outskirts of the gay mafia, but after this posting we may have to go into hiding in our walk in closet. The only rule about the gay mafia….is that you do not talk about the gay mafia or it’s members.

The two dated for about two months in NYC before Anderson gave him the boot. JD’s now roaming around Los Angeles, soaking up the sun. But don’t ask him about his Anderson affair, JD is known to be mum on the details.

(annyoying bold emphasis theirs)

The aspiring Woodward even goes to the journalistic lengths of copying and pasting everything on the poor guy's Myspace page.

So, Ha Ha Anderson Cooper and Anderson Cooper's alleged ex-bf.

via some dickhole's LiJOURNAL page

"You Can Have Your Tiger Woods..."

Pawpaw McCain has some pretty racist friends that say pretty fucking racist things on the campaign trail. But, that's okay.

He's a war hero.

Like Pawpaw.

From HuffPo:

At a campaign stop today, Sen. John McCain's introductory speaker took a sharp and potentially sensitive swipe at Sen. Barack Obama, saying that McCain was "the real audacity of hope" and not just a political "Tiger Woods."

Former Army Staff Sergeant David Bellavia, who introduced the Arizona senator at a Vets For Freedom rally, sought to contrast McCain's "lifetime of service to our nation" against the lack of resolve of his political opponents. And while he never addressed Obama by name, he did offer this nugget.

"Rest assured," he told the crowd, "that men like Senator McCain will be the goal and the men that my two young boys will emulate and admire. You can have your Tiger Woods, we've got Senator McCain."