Millboy to Spend More Time with Beard Family

Poor John Edwards. He was white. He was a man. Those factors combined somehow translated into no chance at being President. Welcome to 2008, Millboy.

At 1p EST he'll announce his decision to drop out of the race. This announcement will come from NOLA, where he started his '08 ambitions.

Be prepared for lots of talk about poor people, prescription drugs, evil corporations, and a whole bunch of stuff that homeless Louisianians really don't care about.

I for one will miss Millboy. I'm sure there's a cabinet position, of which you totally don't deserve, in the cards for you.

Godspeed, John Boy.



via HuffPo