FWB / Panama Shitty Blue Hair Battle

Today's NWF Daily News and Panama Shitty Herald battle it out to see who can write the sappiest piece on people who are way old.

First up, Panama Shitty scares the shit out of me as they follow their 100 yo dinosaur on a car ride:



Not to be outdone, NWF Daily News interviews a former Air Force commander:

Throughout his 35-year Air Force career, he has been commander of Hickam and Eglin Air Force bases, as well as Payne Field, which is now Cairo International Airport.
He also flew more than 60 kinds of aircraft.
Now, he enjoys playing the stock market. “I find it a very interesting game — not that I do so well on it, but it is interesting.”

No wonder he isn't doing so well. Turns out the poor guy wasn't even on E*Trade, but 2girls1cup.

via NWF Daily News / News Herald