So....About That Waterboarding?

When is this atrocity on mankind going to go away? Why won't my country exercise useful interrogation techniques?

I've touched on this before. But, the situation seems to be getting worse.

The homosexual community has enough problems on it's own without the advertised ignorance of one of it's own.

In fact, can we have a sexual orientation draft? You know, like on Chapelle Show. We trade this douchebag for.........I dunno............Hayden Christensen. Or Freddy Rodriguez.

Tell you what, for a limited time offer, we'll throw in Sir Elton, Rosie, and Tom Cruise as an added bonus just for one of those.

No?

I had a feeling you'd say that.