DAY FUCKING RUINED!!!
Mittens just suspended his Space Christian quest to become our Supreme Mormo Overlord:
John McCain effectively sealed the Republican presidential nomination on Thursday as chief rival Mitt Romney suspended his faltering presidential campaign. "I must now stand aside, for our party and our country," Romney told conservatives.
"If I fight on in my campaign, all the way to the convention, I would forestall the launch of a national campaign and make it more likely that Senator Clinton or Obama would win. And in this time of war, I simply cannot let my campaign, be a part of aiding a surrender to terror," Romney told the Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington.
WTF?
Now we're left with Barry Hussein, Thundercunt, and WALNUTS! who are all regular Jeebus folks.
No more Scientology, magic underwear, genital washing, or Space Jeebus jokes. I'm at a loss for words.
Somewhere, Rush Limbaugh is sobbing while downing a full bottle of Oxycontin. I feel his pain.
Mittens, this is for you:
via Breitbart
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