Showing posts with label Chris Cockwhore. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chris Cockwhore. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Saturday, February 9, 2008

So....About That Waterboarding?

When is this atrocity on mankind going to go away? Why won't my country exercise useful interrogation techniques?

I've touched on this before. But, the situation seems to be getting worse.

The homosexual community has enough problems on it's own without the advertised ignorance of one of it's own.

In fact, can we have a sexual orientation draft? You know, like on Chapelle Show. We trade this douchebag for.........I dunno............Hayden Christensen. Or Freddy Rodriguez.

Tell you what, for a limited time offer, we'll throw in Sir Elton, Rosie, and Tom Cruise as an added bonus just for one of those.

No?

I had a feeling you'd say that.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Life is Not Fair

Heath Ledger dead, but Chris Crocker alive and doing this????????????????????




Dearest Jeebus:

We've all heard you work in mysterious ways, but this is a little much.

Put your thing down, flip it and reverse it.

Thanks,

brickbat