The Navy successfully shot down Darth Cheney's Death Star. So now what?
FEMA has a handy guide for first responders that should've been titled What to Expect When You're Expecting to Catch Space Cancer from Spy Satellites. And it's pretty fucking scary:
The guide also suggests that you "Always stay away from tanks engulfed in fire."
Thanks, FEMA!
via FEMA First Responder Guide for Space Object Re-Entry and Wonkette
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