CNN Says Barack Obama Is A Big Dumb Dumb Dummy Monster Tard

Pretty much.

CNN is concerned that President Unicorn isn't reading enough:


It appears President Obama has to step up his reading pace if he wants to beat his predecessor in one particular measure: how many books a president can polish off a year.

In an interview with the BBC Tuesday, Obama said he is currently reading Joseph O'Neill's 270-page novel "Netherland," a book Obama first said he began back in April.

If Obama is close to finishing the novel, that puts him on less than a 10 book-a-year pace, far less than the close to 100 books President Bush was reportedly able to finish in the same amount of time.

According to former top Bush aide Karl Rove, he and the former president engaged in a friendly wager every year to see who could read more books.

In 2006, Bush read 95 books to Roves 110: a Herculean pace of nearly two books a week — in an election year to boot — for the ex-president. But, according to Rove, Bush's reading slowed a bit in the final years of his presidency, finishing a not-too-shabby 51 books in 2007 and at least 40 in 2008.

And if that's not impressive enough, Rove also said Bush found time to read the Bible "from cover to cover" every year.



Never mind that we will all be hobos in about 3 weeks and that crazy Chinaman who wears platform shoes has missles and stuff.

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Wow We Just Watched This

Rick Warren took a few mintues out of his busy schedule (which is filled with eating Zingers and baptizing people at his mega-waterpark for Jesus) to sit down with known Jewish sperm bank, Larry King.

Let the fun begin!!!

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The Best Of Anderson Cooper

Gawker compiled clips of the CNN token gay's greatest moments.

Barack's On Vacation And You Should Care

Atleast that's the opinion of CNN. They sent a stalker reporter to catch video of Barry Hussein.......talking on his phone.

The Obama family is vacationing in St. Thomas. That is the island formerly known as St. Thomas, currently known as St. Obama.



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Oh Snap!

Hillary was giving a speech in....no shit....Youngstown, OH. CNN was carrying the feed, then switched to to a speech by Obama.

Thundercunt got the bigfoot.



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Balack Obrownman Plagiarizes Wisconsin Win

Barry Hussein has stolen Deval Patrick's win in Wisconsin.

See? If you believe in unicorns, miracles can happen!

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Worst. Headlines. Ever.

Gawker comprises the worst screengrabs off CNN.

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Awkward Joke on CNN

SOTU Ice Fest

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W's last State of the Union was last night. I didn't get to watch it live, but did watch some highlights. Apparently the best parts were before Bushie started talking about the economies and scary brown people or whatever.

Above is a picture where Hillz reaches across to shake Ted Kennedy's hand, and Barry turns his back. The horror!!!

Below is a picture where, I guess, Barry is scouting the perfect place to drive a stake in her heart.



AP reports:

Rival Democrats Hillary Rodham Clinton and Barack Obama came within a foot of one another just before President Bush's State of the Union speech Monday night and managed not to acknowledge each other.

It was quite a feat, given the packed House floor, the customary bear-hugging and jostling among other members. Then a doorkeeper sat the rivals in the same row, only an aisle and four senators between them.

Sen. Edward M. Kennedy was not caught in the middle. The Democrat from the iconic political family had taken sides earlier in the day when he endorsed Obama over Clinton. Kennedy was seated beside Obama, away from Clinton.

CNN elaborates:

When Clinton straightened up, Kennedy quickly reached across Barack Obama to shake Clinton’s hand. She took it. As they spoke, Obama turned away. Then the senators seated to Obama’s right – Ben Nelson and Ken Salazar — both shook Senator Clinton’s hand and talked to her. Instead of doing the same, Obama turned to look at the back of the room. Sen. Claire McCaskill, who has also endorsed Obama and was seated next to Kennedy, reached across the Massachusetts senator — who was still talking to Clinton — and tapped Obama (still twisted toward the back of the room) on the shoulder. McCaskill engaged Obama in conversation until the moment passed.

Another interesting part:

In other handshaking news, Bush shook Obama's hand after the speech but not Clinton's.

Maybe this is why...



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FIGHT ON MLK DAY!!!

Barry and Thundercunt are going at it. Tune into CNN now.

DEM RESULTS!!!

CNN is fucking with me. Hillary is winning 40% to Obama's 35% for right now. But then 40-35. 40-39. 39-35. CNN apparently can't fucking add. The only thing for sure is..........

JOHN EDWARDS WINS 3rd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!