Homosexual Emodemon Horrifies Fox News

It was only a matter of time. Bill O'Reilly and the geniuses over at FOX have pegged Lambo Cockrissian as a sodomist warlock, what with the pictures of said warlock kissing another guy or a unicorn or whatever.

Pay no mind to the fact that THESE PICTURES HAVE BEEN OUT FOR MONTHS NOW.

This is what news has come to.
via Towleroad

Glenn Beck Secretly Yearns To Blow Barney Frank

Fun. The former CNN anus blogger and current FOX assclown wished Rep. Barney Frank a very Happy Birthday by mocking his lisp and penchant for the buttfuckery.

Further video at Towleroad:

Yesterday was Barney Frank's birthday, and Glenn Beck used the occasion to slam Frank over the current economic situation while simultaneously mocking Frank's speech impediment and his sexuality ("He's 69. I just gave you time to make your own joke.")

Meh

Thanks to dlisted, we found out that FOX is regurgitating Ab Fab.

Not impressed:

Kristen Johnston gave EW a little more information on what's going on with the new American butchery of the beloved Absolutely Fabulous. Kristen corrected the previous rumors that she's in talks to play Edie. Bitch is in the running for Patsy. Some bitch named Kathryn Hahn is in talks to play Edie. Okay, Kristen is more of a Patsy, but that still doesn't make it right.

...Feel the pain when reading Kristen describe this future caca show, "I think they captured the exact amount of sweetie-darling. I mean, it’s a totally different element, it’s a totally different show. We don’t smoke, we are hungover all the time, we chew Nicorette, we’re trying to be more PC, but I think it really works. It’s one of those scripts that’s like my favorite kind because on paper you’re like, Oh, this is funny, but when you read it out loud with two actresses, it’s, like, the funniest shit ever."

Basically, this sounds more like a remake of that disaster High Society.


One of our fav moments here:

Sarah Palin Chats With That Dyke Who Had A Stroke

You gotta see the vid that HuffBlow provides:

Sarah Palin sat down with Fox News' Greta van Susteren to discuss the 2008 campaign and her political future. The wide-ranging interview covered such familiar topics as the $150,000 spent on Palin's wardrobe for the campaign, as well as the report that she was unable to name all the countries in North America and did not understand that Africa is a continent rather than a nation. Palin denied any knowledge of the RNC's extravagant clothing bills, going so far as to say that she's never set foot in a Neiman Marcus (one of the upscale stores where the RNC racked up a $75,000 bill). Palin also denied the report that she was unaware Africa is a continent.

And what of 2012?

Faith is a very big part of my life. And putting my life in my creator's hands - this is what I always do. I'm like, OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I'm like, don't let me miss the open door. Show me where the open door is. Even if it's cracked up a little bit, maybe I'll plow right on through that and maybe prematurely plow through it, but don't let me miss an open door. And if there is an open door in (20)12 or four years later, and if it is something that is going to be good for my family, for my state, for my nation, an opportunity for me, then I'll plow through that door.

Sean Hannity Explodes

Fred Thompson Slurs Incomprehensible Tripe About The Maverick

What Did You Expect?

Another Reason Why All Baldwins Should Be Deported

John Gibson: Giant Douche

From Media Matters:

On the June 6 edition of his Fox News Radio show, John Gibson said to a caller who spoke favorably of Sen. Barack Obama: "You don't know what Barack Obama stands for. You just like him because he's -- he's -- he's like you and you want to see one of you up there, and you don't care what he stands for." The caller responded: "[H]e's not one of me. ... He's not one of me just because he's a black guy or something like that. That doesn't make him one of me. He's standing for him, not me."

Easy, Buddy. It's Inside Edition.

Howard Dean Tells Fox They're Biased

Then gives Chris Wallace a reacharound.

Thundercunt Throws Rev. Wright Under The Back Of The Bus

Hillary is going to be on the teevee's O'Reilly Factor tonight and HuffPo has a clip.

When asked about the America hating Rev. Wright, Hillary calls him offensive and outrageous and also reiterates that she would have not stayed at that church because it is a black church and she and Bill hate black people.

Caving In To FOX

via BraveNewFilms

Obama Defended By.....Chris Wallace?!?!?

He lays in to the asshats over at Fox & Friends:



Then one of the asshats walks off the set.

Happy Birthday Mr. Rogers

In honor of America's favorite pedophile neighbor, today is "Sweater Day."

In honor of what would have been Mister Rogers' 80th birthday on March 20, Mr. McFeely -- aka David Newell, the public relations director for Family Communications, Inc. (the nonprofit company founded in 1971 by Fred Rogers) -- has a special request.

"We're asking everyone (including members of the media) everywhere (from Pittsburgh to Paris) to wear their favorite sweater on that day," he asks. "It doesn't have to have a zipper down the front like the one Mister Rogers wore on the program, it just has to be special to you."




via FOX

Despicable

A while back, Bill O'Reilly made outrageous remarks denying the existence of homeless veterans:



Activists countered with a petition signed by 17,000 demanding an apology from FOX Noise. This is what occured next:



Shameless.

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Florida Election Day V.2.008

Today is an election day in the great State of Florida, so you know what that means. Drum roll please.....................

VOTING GLITCHES!!! HOORAY!!!

Sun-Sentinel reports:

At Kings Point west of Delray Beach, voters faced delays because a poll worker mistakenly shut down the voting machines, Anderson said.

"Someone accidentally turned them off," he said during a visit to H.L. Johnson Elementary School in Royal Palm Beach, where voting was occurring normally.

Also:

At Precinct 5014, a fire station west of Boynton Beach on Jog Road, voters faced a delayed opening of a polling station, according to Adams.

"That is where equipment was delivered to a neighboring precinct yesterday, and so it was late in getting set up," said Adams, noting that the location opened at 8:15 a.m. instead of the normal 7 a.m. opening

Either way, it doesn't matter to me that my vote will be burned after i cast it. I'm a registered Indy, so that means I only get to vote on the totes boring homestead exemption ammendment.

So....whatever. Katherine Harris can stuff her bra / wipe her ass with my ballot. Nothing can stop Kitty from making George W President of the Universe for Eternity.

via Sun-Sentinel

John Gibson: Big Time Dbag

Fox's John Gibson on the death of Heath.

Douchebag.

Awkward!!!

Mittens was in JAX and decided that today was a good day to start pandering to black folk. So, how does a Republican Space Christian gain street cred? By quoting shitty songs and slang:

He jumped off the Mitt Mobile to greet a waiting crowd, took a picture with some kids and young adults and awkwardly quipped, ”Who let the dogs out? Who who.”

He took pictures with many in the crowd and greeted one baby wearing a necklace saying, “Hey buddy! How’s it going? What’s happening? You got some bling bling here!”



Way to blend in, Narc.

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Maybe THIS is Why

Fox Noise is bitching about Obama and Edwards not appearing on their network for interviews. Maybe they should watch their own fucking programming.