Fred Thompson Slurs Incomprehensible Tripe About The Maverick

Oh Good Lord, It's Fred Thompson

Here is failed actor/nominee Fred "Big Al" Fred Thompson telling us about John McCain and that redneck lady with all the pregnant kids and pregnant grandfetuses that are probably hers as well.

Fred rambles in the beginning about Sarah Palin being a moose raper and how mean the media is to her. Then he goes into this long depressing speech about WALNUTS! being tortured.

Oh, by the way.......DID YOU KNOW JOHN MCCAIN WAS TORTURED?!?!?!?!

Fredneck Wakes From Hibernation To Punish Us With More Shitty Acting

Former part-time presidential candidate / master thesbian Fred "Big Al" Thompson has just signed an acting deal:

Former Republican presidential hopeful Fred Thompson is returning to his career as an actor and signed a deal to be represented by the William Morris Agency, the talent group said on Monday.

Thompson, a former U.S. senator from Tennessee, is best known in the entertainment world for portraying New York District Attorney Arthur Branch on the television crime drama "Law & Order," but has appeared in numerous films and TV shows over the years.

Wanna know what you're in for? Here's a taste:



Because of this, I officially volunteer to chair the "Draft Fred for 2012" campaign.

via Reuters