Glenn Beck Secretly Yearns To Blow Barney Frank

Fun. The former CNN anus blogger and current FOX assclown wished Rep. Barney Frank a very Happy Birthday by mocking his lisp and penchant for the buttfuckery.

Further video at Towleroad:

Yesterday was Barney Frank's birthday, and Glenn Beck used the occasion to slam Frank over the current economic situation while simultaneously mocking Frank's speech impediment and his sexuality ("He's 69. I just gave you time to make your own joke.")

Morning Dump

The Ayatollah did not care for Barack's sexy rap music video. Guess he's more of a traditional "flowers and chocolates" kind of girl.

Someone should tell the president it's not a good idea to hire a Treasury Secretary that spends money like a soccer mom at an outlet store all hopped up on goofballs.

VP Biden finally finds an appropriate place to say inappropriate things.

There is no such thing as shutting up Barney Frank.

Having a hard time jump-starting your career? Have you tried the Afghan job market?

Or try applying at the Washington Post. Seems like they'll hire anyone.

Little Bill V. Barney Frank