Oh, so it's all good now?

Two days ago, we reported on Rep. Don Brown's racial sensitivity bill. Now, Grand Wizard Brown wants to throw some chitterlings to the help:

Two days before filing a bill to create a specialty license plate honoring "Confederate Heritage," state Rep. Don Brown introduced another one seeking to name a road after the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Rather than quitting while he was behind, Brown continued:

He did say that he has no intention to advocate for the license plate. That duty falls on the Sons of Confederate Veterans, the group that wants the tag produced, he said.

"Now that we’re in the brier patch, it’s time for them to make their official case," he said.

If you missed that, here's a clip for for enlightenment:



I guess it could've been worse. Atleast he didn't say tar baby.

via NWF Daily News

Florida Election Day V.2.008

Today is an election day in the great State of Florida, so you know what that means. Drum roll please.....................

VOTING GLITCHES!!! HOORAY!!!

Sun-Sentinel reports:

At Kings Point west of Delray Beach, voters faced delays because a poll worker mistakenly shut down the voting machines, Anderson said.

"Someone accidentally turned them off," he said during a visit to H.L. Johnson Elementary School in Royal Palm Beach, where voting was occurring normally.

Also:

At Precinct 5014, a fire station west of Boynton Beach on Jog Road, voters faced a delayed opening of a polling station, according to Adams.

"That is where equipment was delivered to a neighboring precinct yesterday, and so it was late in getting set up," said Adams, noting that the location opened at 8:15 a.m. instead of the normal 7 a.m. opening

Either way, it doesn't matter to me that my vote will be burned after i cast it. I'm a registered Indy, so that means I only get to vote on the totes boring homestead exemption ammendment.

So....whatever. Katherine Harris can stuff her bra / wipe her ass with my ballot. Nothing can stop Kitty from making George W President of the Universe for Eternity.

via Sun-Sentinel

Dipshit Tries to Hire "Silent Assassin" on Craigslist

Some kook in California offered $5000 to anyone willing to kill the wife of a man with whom she had an affair:

Linscott is accused of asking people who responded to her ad to "eradicate a female living in Oroville, California," and she provided additional information on the intended victim, including her physical description, age and employment address. On two separate occasions following the November ad posting, she offered payment of $5,000 upon completion of "the eradication task," according to court documents.

Craigslist: Not just a place to buy vagina couches.

via CBS