Pwned!

Meet Monica Conyers. She is a very angry President Pro-Tem of the Detroit City Council.

She is also a bitch.

Back in April, Monica got in a shouting match with the Council President during session and called him Shrek, which I am assuming is a racist term for elitist Council Presidents.

The Detroit News thought it would be fun to bring a bunch of middleschoolers to interview the evil witch and ask her why she is such a poopypants. What ensues is fucking gold.

Mrs. Conyers, you got Pwned! by an 8th grader.

Hilarious Janet Jackson Video Made Hilarious....er By Commentertards

First, the above video is fucking gold.

Janet Jackson (Ms. Jackson if you're nasty) went to calligraphy school in Japan (書道 if you're nasty). If you have the time, watch the whole thing.

Now, what's funnier is that there was a Mariah vs. Janet War waged by the commenters on the Youtubes page. It's even better when you try and picture what said commenter might look like. Mine involve mostly flaming milk-and-cookies bandana wearing black queens and........flaming latino bandana wearing queens. Indulge me:

Mariah is this, Mariah is that.....whatever! If Janet's career is over why is she still making videos. She's been in the buisness longer than Mariah and people LOVE JANET no matter what you think. Your just one person........like your opinion is supposed to count.....

and thats why ya ass written blogs on her site...mariah look stupid and slutty al the time..and if u think mariah gives fuck about u ur crzy...janet know her fans and alwyas puts us firt thanks,....u looser

Ur stupid!

You must have not seen the recent OPRAH show with MARIAH>>>BEST FEMALE ENTERTAINER MY ASS>>>>..

FUCK U!!!!!!! BITCHASS!

IT IS OVER FOR JANET. MARIAH IS EXPECTED TO SELL 500k.

ジャネットにしてみれば
「何であなたの方が目立つカッコウしてんのよ」
って思ってるだろうね
まるで青山が主役じゃんｗ

青山テルマ空気読んだ服装しろよｗ

i jus came back 2 see if u were still bitchin

BUT MAriah WOULDN"T LUV YOU...YOU ARE A HATER... N WE ALL KNOW MARIAH HATES HATERS..ESPECIALLY ONE OF HER CLOSE FRIENDS JANET.......

And my personal favorite:

"Mariah loves us" You are sick. Mariah doesn't even know you.....please refill you perscription immediately!

via the Youtubes

"Black Is The New President, Bitch"

Tracy Morgan responds to this.

What Would Judy Do?

She'd insist you love Baby Jeebus just as much as she does, lest you incur her superbitch wrath.

Judy Whitis is the City Manager for Callaway, FL. And she doesn't play well with others. Turns out she was kind of a bitch to other city officials that didn't go to her church or pray with her during city business. Here's what the Florida Commission on Human Relations found:

“In particular, the city manager favored city employees that attended her church and prayed with her during city business and penalized Ms. (Janice) McDonald and others who wished to attend church on their own or who did not subscribe to the city manager’s idea of religion,” McDonald’s attorney, Cecile Scoon, stated in a news release Monday. The release included the commission’s ruling, issued Jan. 18.

The commission said in its determination that “it appears that Ms. McDonald was subjected to an adverse action when she was forced to resign in lieu of termination on Jan. 14, 2005.” The commission adds that McDonald was qualified to do her job and was the planning director since 1998, during which time she received “sterling evaluations up until she spoke out against her supervisor’s religious views in July 2004.”

Also, back in 2004, Whitis responded to an official's objection to prayer at a city meeting by "yelling at McDonald, crying and slamming things around."

You know, just like Jesus would.

Mrs. Whitis, who can be contacted here, still serves as city manager.

via Panama Shitty News Herald

MSNBC Scoffs at Huck's Magic Floating Cross

I had no idea Mika was such a bitch. Lovin' it.