Morning Dump

Jim Cramer will appear on the Daily Show Thursday to duel Jon Stewart to the death. Also, Jim Cramer is a moron.

South Carolina first state to refuse Obama government cheese. SC will also change their state motto to "Two men enter, one man leave. Welcome to Thunderdome!"

Meet your new Narc.

Recession hits GOP, forcing them to eat leftovers.

If you wanna rewrite history, wait until most of the people who were there are dead.

President Obama will never work in Hollywood.

Washington State Senate passes domestic partnership bill by wide margin.

Mr. Simmons Goes To Washington

Famous man's man Richard Simmons headed to Washington to fist Larry Craig bitch about No Child Left Behind, which is causing children across the nation to become morbidly obese scooter riders who vote for Ron Paul.

via The Hill

Shittiest Michelle Obama Attack Ad Of Our Time

Taking their cue from the Tennessee Republican Party, the Washington Republican Party gathered various colors of lady bitters to talk about how proud they are of 'murica.

via Ben Smith

Keepin' it Realz: George Washington

via Wonkette