Showing posts with label Hookhand Monster. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hookhand Monster. Show all posts

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Hookhand Monster Leading In Polls



Steve Novick, brickbat's favorite gnome-with-one-hand candidate, holds a lead going into May 20th's Oregon Senatorial primary:

With just over six weeks to go until votes are counted in Oregon's May 20 primary, U.S. Senate Democratic hopeful Jeff Merkley appears to be trailing rival Steve Novick in the race to challenge Republican incumbent Gordon Smith next fall.

A poll conducted Monday exclusively for KATU by SurveyUSA gave Novick a double-digit lead over Merkley, with 23 percent of the 597 likely voters surveyed saying they planned to vote for him. Merkley came in third in the automated poll, with 11 percent of voters, a statistical tie with Eugene anti-war activist Candy Neville, who was supported by 12 percent of voters in the poll.

Forty percent of voters in the poll, which had a margin of error of 4.1 percent, said they were still undecided.




So take that, Mr. "I have both my hands and I don't go home on the Yellow Brick Road" Merkley. Word is, if you lose an election to a gnome, you become a gnome yourself.

via KATU

Friday, March 14, 2008

Hookhand Monster Releases More Great Videos



Steve Novick rules. He might be a scary disfigured gnome, but he's hooked my heart. If only I lived in Oregon, he would get my vote.

Instead, I have this douchebag.







via novickforsenate

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Hookhand Monster for Senate

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I know it's way wrong to find this funny, but it is. Steve Novick is running for US Senate in Oregon. He's 4'9" and has a steel hook for a left hand.

Following is the baddestass campaign video EVER. See you all in hell:





via novickforsenate.com