Sen. Thundercunt won big among hardworking West Virginians.
Here's her victory speech where she thanked Baby Jeebus and Sen. Robert Byrd, who helped the elderly John McCain blaze the Oregon Trail.
She also reminded us that "There were those who wanted to declare the nominee before the ballots were counted, or even cast." What she did not mention is that "those" were the Clintons.
To her credit, she did find one black plant supporter and one homosexual supporter in the state to fill the crowd behind her. So, take that, A&F-wearing Obama elitists!
Other "news organizations" may wait around for another hour and 16 mins, but we here at brickbat do not believe in such elitist concepts as "math" or "facts".