There Is No Stopping The Goaterrorist

One yesterday.

Two today:

Two more decapitated goats were found overnight.

A pygmy goat was found at the intersection of Holmes Boulevard and Wright Parkway at a scene that matches the other seven headless goats found. A second goat was discovered on Lowrey Drive, but Director of Animal Services at PAWS, Dee Thompson, said she isn't sure she can link that find to the others.

"It's a very bloody scene," Thompson said. "The animal was extremely bloated."

Is it too much to ask to open a fucking Dave & Buster's down here?

Who Will Comic Book Weirdos Vote For?

SPOILER ALERT: Cat Woman is a Paultard.

Today's Godtube Moment

Your guess is as good as mine.

Playgrounds That Your Kid Will Never Recover From

From Gawker:

Communism. It sounds like it's all fun and games, until you see what the Soviet definition of "fun" is. Witness the freako attractions at children's playgrounds across the former USSR!

The Latest In Charlie Walker's Unhealthy Crusade For Kid Touchers™

A follow-up to this.

Kids Fucking Scare Me

From boingboing:

British schoolchildren in the west of England are terrorizing their chums by impersonating pedophile stalkers.

A spokesman for Devon and Cornwall police told the Manchester Grauniad:
"Information from the public has highlighted a possibility that the offenders could be children aged 10 and over, masquerading as a paedophile. The investigations are continuing and at this moment we are looking into every line of inquiry and are not ruling out any possibility. However, the language used on the social networking sites such as Bebo and MSN is at times childish. [No change there, then - Ed]

"It could be youngsters playing a sick game to try and intimidate friends they have fallen out with. This will be treated seriously and we will be contacting the families of the children involved and we will try and help them by involving social services."

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Paultard Weirdo To Aid LDS Kid Touchers

Meet Charles Walker. He's gonna take us on a magical tour of his protest area outside the Waco, TX LDS compund where all those bad things happened to kids in the name of Space Jesus. Walker isn't mad at the magic pajama ninja pervs. No, he's mad the governments for taking away the children of the magic pajama ninja pervs.

He even gives his phone number in case you wanted to help...um...bitch about the governemnt and pick up pills on the side of the road?

Here you go, Mrs. McCain: 979-948-3845