Wednesday, August 6, 2008

There Is No Stopping The Goaterrorist

And just where the hell do you think you're goin?


One yesterday.

Two today:

Two more decapitated goats were found overnight.

A pygmy goat was found at the intersection of Holmes Boulevard and Wright Parkway at a scene that matches the other seven headless goats found. A second goat was discovered on Lowrey Drive, but Director of Animal Services at PAWS, Dee Thompson, said she isn't sure she can link that find to the others.

"It's a very bloody scene," Thompson said. "The animal was extremely bloated."


Is it too much to ask to open a fucking Dave & Buster's down here?

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