It's Been Too Long

It's time to check up on our beloved friend Craig:

just me foolin
around singing
some RENT>>>>

this musical
means a lot to
me. i remember
being 17 and hearing this for the first time...i listened to it every
day for a year!!

Craig Stevens Posts Possibly The Gayest Thing On Intertubes Ever

Broadway Bingo!!!

I went to the first ever Broadway Bingo...check it out!!! I had to cut out a part where I learned that Sandy Duncan does not have a glass eye, I totally thought she did but apparently it is just a disconnected nerve...did anyone see "No,No,Nannette?" I bet she was awesome in it, I watched the Broadway.com video and it looked SOOO GOOD...I LOVE ROSIE!

Craig Stevens Infested With Gay Bed Bugs

Oh noes!!! Our favorite Broadway sodomite has bed bugs, which means he has crabs or crabs with AIDS. Not quite sure yet.

He also got a job and got his George W Bush reparations check, which he promptly spent to go see Clay Aiken in Spamalot.

via Check Craig's Blogg

HOLY SHIT YES HE HAS A BLOG OMG THIS IS FANTASTIC

Craig Stevens has a blog now.

Today has been a good day.

If Craig Was Any More Excited This Would Be On XTube

After going to Spamalot (and posting three very tedious videos about it), Craig collects his thoughts and reflects on the very un-gay orgasmic metamorphosis of his Broadway adventure.

Also, he is very stressed. Probably because he loves the cock, yet has a girlfriend.

Craig Stevens At Spamalot! Part 3

Craig Stevens Video Blog: Backstage at Spamalot!(Part 2)

A thoroughly painful discussion of hair, wigs, confetti, and other damning evidence that Craig is a pillow biter.

Part III coming soon.

'Cause We Just Can't Get Enough Of Craig Stevens

Here's the latest chapter in the Craig Stevens vlog saga.

Craig and beard girlfriend Janine went to Spamalot and got backstage. Then Craig blows his wad when he gets a sneak peek at......wait for it.......wait for it......COSTUMES!!!:

Hey y'all, so i just had like the best day of my life. Janine and i went backstage at broadway's Spamalot(a spoof on Camelot...lmao!)This show stars Clay Aikens from American Idol. We had so much fun and met our first friends on broadway! Stay tuned for more...

Best line of the video: "Unfortunately, I was waiting outside and Clay did not come out."

Nor will he, little Craigy. Nor will he.



via the Youtubes

Craig Stevens Sings For You.....You Ungrateful Homophobe

New York's newest rube New Yorker has a song in his little gay heart, and he'd like to share it with you:

Hey guys...so this is my first attempt at a pop song. I LOVE THIS SONG it's so pretty. Don't hate, I'm learning how to riff!

I'm singing this at an open call for Altar Boy(z) on Tuesday!!!!!

Needs More Craig Stevens

If you're like us, you were dying to know just how Craig Stevens and his super serious girlfriend were doing.

Here's all you wanted to know about Janine, headshots, NY, Broadway, and faggotry:

How Did Craig Stevens' Audition Go?

You remember Craig, right?

He's the bright-eyed boy from Murfreesboro, Tennessee who moved to NY City with his beard girlfriend with big dreams of becoming a Broadway star.

He made it to his audition for The Lion King. But, it was rough :(

Poor guy was hoping to get cast for the role of regular Simba, but the line he was standing in was for young Simba. OH NOOOOOOOOS!!!

Not to worry. After the harrowing event, Craig did what any normal very very straight man would do.

Yup. Drowned his sorrows with blue margaritas from T.G.I Fridays with his.....ahhhhh, I can't say it...okay okay....GIRLFRIEND and some of her friends.

Is Craig Stevens Real?

From Gawker:

Everyone, meet Craig Stevens. Craig is a recent college graduate from Murfreesboro, Tennessee who's just moved to New York City to pursue his dream of becoming an actor in Broadway musicals. He's brought along his girlfriend Janine. (But they're far away! He lives in "a part of Manhattan called Inwood" and she lives out near Coney Island.) In the four YouTube videos he's made so far, Craig seems like a nice boy , innocent and wide-eyed as he applies for jobs, goes on an audition, and navigates the bewildering wilds of, well, mostly just Times Square. He's charming in a rube-ish kind of way. Though, there are few details that are a little... suspicious.





Gold.

via Gawker