Last night was way better than last week's Obama/McCain snoozefest. Joe Biden was calm and collected as he raped Sarah Palin with words, but was kind enough to pay for the rape kit afterwards. Palin stuck to the talking points she was given at McCain's POW camp in Arizona, because she was not allowed out of the bamboo cage until she did.
Right off the bat, the endangered Alaskan Snowcunt admitted she is way unqualified and reinforced the fact that she's been doing this thing for like 5 minutes:
Oh, they talked about those subprime mortgages that black people bought with 5 magic crack beans, but Palin was all "Darn right, it was the banks, doggonnit, heck, golly, GIT-ER-DONE!!!:
Biden and Obama love the gays and go to orgies in San Fran like every other week, schedule permitting. Palin would like to hunt down gays from a helicopter...but she will allow their partners to visit while she skins and guts them:
This is just fun because she pronounces the word nuclear "nucular", like some other unqualified folksy monstertard I seem to remember:
Sarah Palin is asked if she even knows what a Vice President is or does or how to spell those words. After making an awkward joke about how Biden sucks at joke-telling (no shit) she says she will use the office of Veep to take over the world with Jesus as her co-pilot and steal everyone's healthcare and condoms.
And now for the closing statements...
Palin: "Maverick. The Medias will give us AIDS. Maverick. Jesus is AWESOME. Reformer. Maverick. Ronald Reagan's Maverick Freedom AIDS in our bloodstream. Maverick. Snarf."
Biden: "It was nice to meet you lady but, um, you and that elderly gent you spoon applesauce to every afternoon are pretty fucking dangerous and scare the hell out of me and America THE END."
You can view the full debate here.
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