Former Vag Spelunker/Current Presidential Candidate Ron Paul beat 9udy 11uliani in Iowa 10% to 4% last night. I thought it would be a pretty big deal for Paultards and they'd be celebrating by showering us with flower necklaces and chocolate coins while hovering above in their blimp.
Wrong.
Check out the Ron Paul Forums, where all that's missing is that "You Had a Bad Day" song playing in the background. Here's some of my favorite quotes:
So what, Iowa doesn't represent America.
He's much less of a longshot than he was a few months ago. He'll start looking better and better, but it may always require our help.Oh, and "Obama an huckabee" aren't change. Not even close.
This election in Iowa was rigged. They took RP's votes away from him for a brief period and gave them to Rudy, then they took them away from Rudy but never gave them back to Paul! Plus there is still 5% that is unreported, which is completely absurd. The Dems election should have taken twice the time of ours and look what is happening. I believe that Paul really placed 3rd and they might have to admit to it which is why it is taking so long to get the complete official results.
Ron Paul, never ever ever stop running for President. Even after November. Just keep on goin'. I hope Paultards live on FOREVER.
Atleast they will in my heart.
Paultards, this is for you...
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