Death Proof

How do you win an election?

The Bush/McCain way: Kill a guy with your car.

The monocle-clad reporters over at Vanity Fair and other liberal elitist Muslim-language pamphlets are investigating whether or not WALNUTS! used his 1964 Straight Talk Express conecept car to run over and/or kill somebody:

Vanity Fair magazine and the National Security News Service claim to have knowledge "developed from first-hand sources" of a car crash that involved then-Lt. McCain at the main gate of a Virginia naval base in 1964, according to legal filings. The incident has been largely, if not entirely, kept from the public. And in documents suing the Navy to release pertinent information, lawyers for the NS News Service allege that a cover-up may be at play.

"Plaintiffs have also obtained documents showing that law enforcement officers were ordered back to the accident scene to retrieve personal physical effects. The Navy has never publicly acknowledged this information," one document reads. "This request involves federal government activity, as it addresses what may be an attempt by the Navy to protect by concealment the involvement of a former Navy officer, sitting Senator and Presidential candidate in a serious incident involving the injury or death of another human being."

This is, of course, bullshit, as it was an infant Sarah Palin that shot the other driver safely from a helicopter.