Christians Defend Barack's Fake Christianismity

David Brody of the Christian Broadcasting Network has posted a story on their Jesusy series of tubes that refutes those emails about St. Barack being a Mooslim that my crazy racist aunt likes to send.........every day:

One of those “rumors” is that Obama was sworn in as Senator with the Koran. If you answered “True”, click here to see if you’re right.

Sorry. You’re wrong. As a matter of fact, The Brody File has visual proof of it. This picture comes courtesy of the Matthew 25 Network. The group has a page devoted on their website to combat the rumors. Click here for the picture of Obama being sworn in with Bible in hand and click here for the Matthew 25 false rumors page.

This of course will have no effect and we will keep getting those stupid forwards until our email accounts become sentient and throw the election to Generalissimo John McCunt on November 4.

Getting Laid by Groupies or Pat on the Back by Jeebus?

CBN blogger Belinda Elliott went to one of those "rock and roll" concert meetings and had an unusual experience. She usually tries to keep her outings to Christian music concerts, but this time she took a chance and went to an unnamed secular concert. And guess Who showed up?

It was interesting to look around and see an arena full of people singing along and cheering. Between songs, the applause and screams for the lead singer and his entourage were so loud he could hardly talk over them.

How cool that must be, I found myself thinking.

I can’t imagine having that many people cheering so enthusiastically for you, not to mention being willing to pay money just to see you.

That’s when that still small voice spoke to me. He spoke with a whisper, but I heard Him loud and clear over the roar of the crowd.

They have already received their reward in full.

Ouch! That will surely make you reconsider the allure of fortune and fame.

Mehhhhh, not really. But keep going:

Then I thought back to the numerous Christian concerts I have attended. On the surface, they looked nearly identical to the rock show that I was enjoying: loud music, multi-colored strobe lights, an energetic band, and people waving their arms and singing along.

But the two are very different. In one case, the musicians were performing to glorify themselves. In the other one, the artists were there to bring glory to God.

And sell tickets, schwag, and CD's.

via CBN