Tuesday, July 22, 2008

McCain May Announce Life Partner This Week

Worst. Gay Porn. Cast. EVER.

Rumors in the internets say that the elderly GOP Condo Association President will unveil the next POTUS (after McCain breaks his hip and cannot complete his term) sometime this week.

Will it be that gay dude?

The young brown childking?

Lord Xenu? (crosses fingers)

This may be telling.

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