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Here's a couple of guys from Missouri bawling like little girls over someone burning their free Barack Obama yard signs :(

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Barry Hussein Makes Jake Tapper Cry Like A Little Girl

ABC reporter and childish tattletale Jake Tapper is one sad panda. What has upset him so much?

4000+ dead in the Iraq war?

Looming recession?

Mortgage crisis?

The cancellation of Viva Laughlin?

No, no, no, and no.

Jake smelled cigarette smoke on Barack!!! Let's read about the Capitol Hill run in that made little Jakey run home and tear down the sexy Obama posters off his bedroom wall:

We chatted for a second, mainly about the Pakistan speech he'd recently given and about how the media had covered it. He was in good spirits.

As any close friend or family member can attest, I have an unusually keen sense of smell and immediately I smelled cigarette smoke on Obama. Frankly, he reeked of cigarettes.

Obama ran off before I could ask him if he'd just snuck a smoke, so I called his campaign.

They denied it. He'd quit months before, in February, they insisted. He chewed nicorette.

But I knew what I'd smelled and I asked his campaign to double-check and to ask him if he'd had a cigarette.

They reported back that he had told them he hadn't had a cigarette since he quit.

And maybe that was true. Maybe I imagined the cigarette smoke. My olfactory nerve somehow misfired.

Except….last night on MSNBC's Hardball, Obama admitted that his attempt to wean himself from the vile tobacco weed had not been entirely successful.

“I fell off the wagon a couple times during the course of it, and then was able to get back on," he said. "But it is a struggle like everything else.”

...Except that I don't like feeling that I wasn't being dealt with honestly. And as much as citizens who are suspect of the media might scoff at such a notion, many of us consider ourselves to be your representatives to help make sure our leaders are telling us the truth, and leading the country down a path we're confident is the right one. (Corny, I know.)

Corny? Nah.

Pathetic excuse for journalism? Def.

PS: Jake, it wasn't a cigarette. It was a Black & Mild.

Douche.


via Political Punch

And Bill was like "OH NO YOU DIDN'T"....

Yesterday was a bad day for Former President/Future First Lady Bubba. First, he was heckeled by pro-lifers at a rally:



Then, at a seperate rally, the Ametuer Gynecologist was heckled by an Obama supporter:

Robert Holeman came to Timken High School here today with a message to deliver to Bill Clinton. He did -- and he said the former president wasn’t happy about it.

Clinton spoke to a capacity crowd in this Northeast Ohio town, the third of five events today in the Buckeye State. He told voters that the contest was “the power of speeches against the promise of solutions by a world-class change maker.”

Throughout the event, as Clinton made his case for his wife, Holeman’s dissenting voice could be heard. At times he simply shouted Obama’s name. When Clinton would set up a sure applause line, Holeman could be heard heckling. As soon as Clinton finished speaking, the Canton native made a beeline to the ropeline to give Clinton a piece of his mind.

“I asked the president to please stop the bickering between the campaigns,” Holeman said in an interview afterwards. “All this name calling is like the bully in the yard. He can’t get his way, he can’t get nothing done.” Holeman said he thought Clinton was “gasping for air.”

Here's a little bit of the video. Holman claims that Bill "popped" him in the face.



This should come as no surprise. Remember this from 1992?



Stay classy, Clintons.

via MSNBC

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