Showing posts with label Chelsea. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chelsea. Show all posts

Monday, April 21, 2008

Chelsea Clinton Victim Of Lesbian Abuse



While being pimped sent on a Philly gay bar adventure to shore up support for her mother, Chelsea was felt up by a coach:

Led around the neighborhood by Gov. Ed Rendell, Chelsea was mobbed by local gays and lesbians, as she walked from one club to the next. They ran up to hug her, posed for pictures and certainly invaded her personal space.

“I grabbed her ass,” one young woman exclaimed to her friends after snapping a picture with her arm around the former first daughter.

“Chelsea, the gays love you!” one fan exclaimed, as she took the microphone at Bump, a restaurant and bar that was her first stop. “Oh, gosh, I don’t know if everybody loves me,” she responded.


via MSNBC

Thursday, March 27, 2008

"Yeh, About That Fat Chick....STFU!!!"



When not saving America from 9/11, Chelsea Clinton enjoys bringing the smackdown on college kids who ask questions about the time her dad had the decency to bone that nice Jewish girl. Something Barry Hussein would know nothing about.

Chelsea Clinton Drank Coffee Or Didn't While America Was Attacked



Famous Bosnian War Veteran Hillary Clinton is in trouble again for mispeaking. This time it's about where daughter Chelsea was during the attacks on 9/11:

After Sept. 11, Hillary had a problem. New Yorkers were desperately focused on their own need for protection and they were saddled with a senator who was not one of them — an Arkansan, or was it a Chicagoan?

Interviewed on the “Today Show” one week after Sept. 11, she spun an elaborate yarn. The kindest thing we could say was that it was a fantasy. Or a fabrication.

She said that Chelsea was jogging around the World Trade Center on Sept. 11 and happened to duck into a coffee shop when the airplanes hit. She said that this move saved Chelsea’s life. But Chelsea told Talk magazine that she was in a friend’s apartment four miles from ground zero when the first plane hit. Her friend called her, waking her up, and told her to turn on the TV. On television, she saw the second plane hit, disproving Hillary’s claim that “she heard the plane hit. She heard it. She did.”

So why did Hillary make up the story about Chelsea? Most likely to was because her co-senator (and implicit rival for the voters’ affection), a real New Yorker, Charles Schumer (D), spoke of his daughter, who attended Stuyvesant High School, located next to the Trade Center, being at real risk on Sept. 11. Hillary needed to make herself part of the scene.


What this story doesn't tell you is that Chelsea was actually under sniper fire and ducked into the nearest Starbucks while Barack Obama parachuted out of one of the planes right before it hit.

Atleast that's what'll be on the next Clinton ad in Pennsylvania.

via The Hill

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Chelsea Clinton Def Not Being Pimped



The Clintons will not stand for such a slur.

Just because she was sent to a private breakfast with a 21yo superdelegate to convince him to vote for her mom.........that........that.....

Hmm.

via ABC