Because We All Need A Break From This Polibullshit

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What The Fuck Is Wrong With Mike Gravel???

Why Did I Just Get This?

Guess it was okay back in the 70's to teach kids phonics with veiled drug references.

Fucking Hippies

Yesterday, a bunch of stinky whiney hippies decided to protest the Iraq war. Wonkette was on the case:

Simple and subtle. Best of the day. Thank you for drawing this masterpiece of crayon for us, Senator David Vitter. We'll change your diaper shortly.

They also had great coverage of the D.C. clusterfuck here, here, and here.

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Acid Flashback

Today's paultard video kinda makes me sick, but not in the usual way. More like somebody put a wallet in my mouth sick.

CBS Evening News Tries to Court Toddlers

Here's Katie Couric and friends trying to explain superdelegates with shitty cartoon-like illustrations, with even shittier Tim Burton-esque music playing in the background.

The cartoon shows a wizard controlling the electoral process, proving that Democrats are heathen Satanists.

Grateful Dead Opens Own Church

Not Really. io9 reports:

The York Minster is the largest gothic cathedral in Northern Europe. It's usually dark and gloomy, but at the end of last year, as part of the city-wide Illuminating York iniative, a bunch of artists projected massive neon animation against the facade of the building. Then they programmed the projection so that the colorful light patterns would move according to people's voices.



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