Fucking Hippies

Yesterday, a bunch of stinky whiney hippies decided to protest the Iraq war. Wonkette was on the case:

Simple and subtle. Best of the day. Thank you for drawing this masterpiece of crayon for us, Senator David Vitter. We'll change your diaper shortly.

They also had great coverage of the D.C. clusterfuck here, here, and here.

via Wonkette

WAR ON XMAS CONTINUES

Just when we thought that the War on Xmas was behind us, some treetard keeps the aggression going.

A man in Niceville (which is totes an inaccurate name. Every time i've been there, I've met nothing but asshole blue hairs) claims someone is placing Xmas trees on his lawn. Now the police are involved.

Ohhhhhhh, the humanity!!!!!!!!!!!!

via NWF Daily News