Usually I read my local paper just for the funny stories about goat fuckers or how Baby Jeebus should teach science classes.
Not today, my friends.
We've got a real scoop about
That McCain divorced his first wife in 1980 and shortly thereafter married into money and launched his political career isn’t news to anyone who’s followed his rise to the expected GOP nomination.
But the fact that the Arizona senator’s divorce occurred in Okaloosa County might surprise some people.
Okay, but I haven't read anything about donkey punching lobbyists or black babies so far. How does this relate to me?
McCain’s divorce is likely to become fodder for discussion following a story last week in The New York Times that suggests McCain may have had an inappropriate relationship with lobbyist Vicki Iseman during his first presidential campaign in 2000.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. So you just mention the lobbyist's name in the story, making a perfect segue.
Carry on:
McCain, 71, has never denied that he was involved in an extra-marital affair when he filed to divorce his first wife, Carol, in January 1980. McCain was a U.S. Navy officer stationed in Jacksonville at the time.
Carol McCain, Internet reports state, had been disfigured in an automobile accident while McCain was a prisoner of war in Vietnam. Their marriage did not survive long after his return.
He met Cindy Hensley, a former cheerleader whose family ran one of the country’s largest Anheuser-Bush distributorships, at a reception in Hawaii in 1979, according to numerous accounts.
Fort Walton Beach attorney Bud Day, a Medal of Honor recipient and a prisoner of war with McCain in North Vietnam, drew up McCain’s divorce papers.
OMGEEZ!!! MIKANE DEVORSUD N MY SITTY!!!!
Thanks, Daily News!!!
You can read the divorce settlement here. If it matters that much to you.
I'll just stick to making cheap black baby/white lobbyist sexy time jokes.
via NWF Daily News
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